Two Science Lessons.

- The chronological progression of dark weather into raindrops and suddenly into rainbows makes me think that humanity’s unfinished alcoholic drinks must be evaporating into the sky causing Mother Nature to get angry drunk, sob relentlessly, and then get a little gay.

- Some species can reproduce asexually. If I could do that I would make an army of mini-me replicas that bring me chocolate pudding. I’d pay them American wages.

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